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here we go let me bring up the audio

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some very concerning stuff that's going

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on at the lax

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and we'll find out if jet pack man has

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any diesel problems maybe we'll find out

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this morning yet another sighting of an

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unidentified person wearing a jet pack

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flying high above the los angeles area

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about 15 miles from lax jet pack

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the strange sight detailed through air

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traffic control audio between an

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four and a half miles dispatcher

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reported a

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person in a jet pack he found at 4 500.

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no word on the identity of the makeshift

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air traveler but it's not the first

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sighting of its kind we just passed the

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guy in a jet pack

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don't hear that every day

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back in december another american

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airlines pilot on a training flight

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captured this video of what appeared to

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be someone wearing a jet pack flying

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just a few miles from the airport but

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the video was dismissed as a balloon

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it looks like it looks like jack

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skellington and we talked about this one

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it looked like a balloon jack skeleton a

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nightmare nightmare before christmas

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that's what it looked like but some of

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they do look like a genuine person at

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least a a fatter balloon i should say

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more

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enlarged balloon but here we go we'll

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finish this

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looked like a guy with a jet pack and

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multiple pilots reported some kind of

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300 yards south of the la final at about

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3 000 feet jetpack technology is out

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there with sightings at the statue of

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liberty and in the uk where the royal

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navy has been developing and testing a

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jet suit for boarding enemy ships but

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experts say operating a makeshift jet

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pack near commercial flights could spell

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disaster the size weight of a person in

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a jet pack impacting an airplane at the

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exact wrong spot could potentially bring

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that airliner down people need to fly

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them in a responsible way

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the faa says it has worked closely with

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the fbi to investigate every reported

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jetpack sighting and so far no sightings

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that's a funny headline

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music they were going to play at the end

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there it was george stephanopoulos

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saying uh make sure you subscribe to the

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abc

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youtube oh i guess i'm subscribed right

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hot track it's very important george

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stephanopoulos former clinton advisor uh

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was he used the clinton press secretary

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i believe i was press second yeah yeah i

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because because uh he used to famously

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so there we go more jet pac-man and uh

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they said they haven't been able to uh

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any of this stuff but okay they got the

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they got the fbi

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they're both looking into it and what do

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verify they have multiple pilots

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that these pilots uh aren't they

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verifying something in the air no one

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observing something in the air that

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hovering 3000 feet

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decided at this point the fbi hasn't

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decided at this point to set up i don't

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know trail cams around lax uh maybe

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why don't they just take a pot shot at

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there use your new gadgets

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uh they have decided to basically sit on

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they're too busy looking into uh the

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insurrection of january 6 which is the

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worst day since pearl harbor times the

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civil war now i bet if jet pack man was

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he but we don't know he could have been

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the shampoo

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news i'm gonna save that [\h__\h] yeah don't

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let us forget until we get to the arby's

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because it happens this week and it

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happens this weekend every year

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it's the the hot dog eating contest

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yeah okay the famous coney island hotel

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contest

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is it the famous nathan's it is the

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famous nathan's hot dog eating contest

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let's bring this up on screen everything

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you need to know about nathan's famous

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hot dog eating contest that's good news

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and they're right what's pictured on

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screen is uh what appears to be a child

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uh eating a hot dog and she's in immense

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pain the child not the hot dog

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the hot dog the hot dog could have

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family gathers around the picnic table

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to honor the deity joey chestnut by

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snuffing down as many hot dogs as they

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can okay maybe your family doesn't do

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to celebrate the annual nathan's famous

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hot dog eating contest happening this

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competitive eating spectacle before

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now's the time

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the rules for the contest are simple

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contestants go against each other to see

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how many hot dogs

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hot dogs in buns

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they can eat in 10 minutes condiments

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famous honda game contest okay

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rules cratchit oh use the throw up as

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as as as a negative not like to your

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this is not a family show

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out it was just a publicity stunt

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uh brother of robert durst

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uh who's robert durst

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is a long time ago so it could be like

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the great grandfather of fred durst of

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limb biscuit

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robert durst he's he's a real estate

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oops and don't want to be associated

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with that no okay he also we also had a

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i had to eat i murdered my brother and

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nate or

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robert durst tried doing a murdering

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contest he only got through one oh okay

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well the contest as we know it today

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truly began in 1979

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solidifying what would be uh what would

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take place every year on independence

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day then in 1997 it was officially

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federation of competitive competitive

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eating in major league eating the

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current record holder for the

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aforementioned uh joey chestnut who

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broke his own record in 2020 by eating

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i i don't know these and these guys are

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like skinny

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like most of these competitive eaters

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they're like they're not like real big

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dudes they're like skinny

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joe you ever been into like a eating

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competition like hot wings or anything

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like that i missed jokes you could have

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said right there

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uh

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you know what no that's not a thing i

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don't do that stuff

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i wouldn't want to

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it's not like i i had a friend i mean i

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don't i always mention this but i don't

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think you ever met my friend john but um

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uh i wish you had i we would have got

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along pretty great because he was a

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goofy [\h__\h] but he always wanted

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to go to these buffets it was like

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chinese buffet the pizza buffet it's

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like i don't want to go to a [\h__\h]

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buffet why like i want one good thing or

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like to share some some [\h__\h] with

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friends i don't want to [\h__\h] go gorge

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myself at some buffet yeah but joe

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there's a chocolate fountain and you can

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start fights over crab legs when they

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come out and uh golden corral you can

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hit people with booster seats

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as as we've we found out last show

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so

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i don't like competitive eating i don't

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like it uh

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it just it just kind of makes me sick

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there's something very

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i don't know um so self-indulgent about

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it like over indulgence about it it's

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like this is this kind of disgusting to

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a certain degree

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but the food isn't even that great like

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yeah you could pay like eight bucks and

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eat garbage

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or you could pay like four just

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described a buffet

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yeah i know that's what i'm saying say

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eight bucks and eat garbage or you could

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pay 12 bucks and eat something that is

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so delicious that you know you'll

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remember it the buffet you won't

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remember

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it just it seems like you're taking this

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food for granted i grew up always being

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told that there's china people be

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what you know when i was 100 sober there

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for a few months

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not that long ago

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i was looking at it was interesting

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because my mindset had changed where it

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was like all meals

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were you know you had to have a

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reverence for them

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and i do think that's still true i just

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am too drunk to focus on that

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um i will often give thanks for my food

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like a form of grace

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uh

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like i i'm thankful like my god with

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what might be coming down the uh the

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pipe for for everyone in this country

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and the rest of the world

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hey

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thank your uh thank your beans right now

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your franken beans because it might not

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be here later that's true how'd you get

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i was trying to

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crash it crutches nailing it down in the

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uh twitch i only eat at restaurants with

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if there's not some sort of liquid

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liquid sweetener coming out of a

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fountain i don't want to be there that

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is a good credo

365
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if you have to have one that would be it

366
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so do they stream this live like could

367
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uh i get okay espn will be carrying yeah

368
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espn will be airing all the action

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starting at 10 45 a.m eastern standard

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time

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commentary who's doing it

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uh anchor john anderson provides the

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play-by-play commentary

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it should be rogan and then about

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halfway through they introduced the wild

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card of conor mcgregor and a kangaroo

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yeah onto the scene hey buddy

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you're not healthy

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people are trying to eat

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by the way you look like [\h__\h]

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[Laughter]

382
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well it's hard to look good when you're

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stuffing 70 hot dogs in your mouth and

384
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there's a kangaroo with conor mcgregor

385
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fighting behind you yeah it's not

386
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they're wailing on each other oh [\h__\h]

387
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i might watch like i'm not gonna watch

388
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uh fireworks but i may watch this let me

389
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watch this i guess we don't celebrate

390
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fireworks with hot dogs if they shot hot

391
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dogs in the air i'd probably watch that

392
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there you go look at that they just

393
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launched some hot dogs right there hot

394
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dog

395
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oh look at that there's a little there's

396
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some hot dogs up there look at that

397
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look at him go

398
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a hot dog party

399
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we should get alex jones to join the

400
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coney dog or coney island hot dog eating

401
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contest to promote infowars

402
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can we get alex jones on the union of

403
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the unwanted we've tried and uh we

404
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like we as sam triply tried

405
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it was our idea obviously

406
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and uh he reached out to him there are

407
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some talks

408
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but alex is very busy

409
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and we might we would have to maybe do

410
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it on his schedule which i'm not against

411
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um but it's just uh logistics just

412
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uh so you want to stay on food related

413
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news you want to go to oddball stuff

414
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here

415
00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:06,560
all sorts of things it's your call all

416
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right um the food related question

417
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um

418
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you want to get the food joe let's do it

419
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no no no i i mean i want to go into

420
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whatever crutches food story is but i

421
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have sort of a existential food related

422
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question believe it or not okay oddly

423
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enough a lot of my stuff has some

424
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relation to food but um let's go with

425
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:28,000
this one oops where'd it go there it is

426
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here is a lawsuit that you guys can all

427
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you know for i'm trying to think of

428
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another uh

429
00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:37,360
podcast that talks about

430
00:16:41,269 --> 00:16:40,480
uh michael jackson uh cloning himself uh

431
00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:41,279
then

432
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uh

433
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talking about the most recent supreme

434
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court

435
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rulings and then talking about

436
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food news

437
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so let me ask my food-related question

438
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okay go for it

439
00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:54,880
if we're gonna eat bugs

440
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yeah

441
00:17:02,870 --> 00:16:59,199
will we get electrocuted if we eat

442
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:12,710
joke

443
00:17:15,189 --> 00:17:13,990
joe you missed the opportunity on that

444
00:17:16,549 --> 00:17:15,199
one first of all that's a biochemical

445
00:17:18,630 --> 00:17:16,559
sort of thing it's not electric but what

446
00:17:20,309 --> 00:17:18,640
you could have said is if you're on a

447
00:17:21,510 --> 00:17:20,319
diet and you only eat bugs should you

448
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:21,520
eat lightening bugs because they're a

449
00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:23,120
lighter meal

450
00:17:25,990 --> 00:17:24,319
no

451
00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:26,000
you're in further jail you're in

452
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:27,600
solitary

453
00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:30,320
dad jokes you got a dad joking up

454
00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:32,080
it was a long way to go i could see the

455
00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:34,080
angle though

456
00:17:39,669 --> 00:17:36,480
you can see the angle

457
00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:39,679
we've got a very important lawsuit here

458
00:17:43,909 --> 00:17:42,400
i think uh no it's not a lawsuit

459
00:17:46,870 --> 00:17:43,919
it's actually already been it's already

460
00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:46,880
been decided in your favor oh wow so

461
00:17:50,630 --> 00:17:48,240
everybody listening right now here's

462
00:17:53,510 --> 00:17:50,640
free money listen to mike okay

463
00:17:55,990 --> 00:17:53,520
red bull drinkers can claim 10

464
00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:56,000
over give you wings

465
00:18:00,390 --> 00:17:57,760
lawsuit that's some good news on that

466
00:18:02,789 --> 00:18:00,400
front finally this is

467
00:18:03,990 --> 00:18:02,799
this is subtle we were wondering about

468
00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:04,000
this

469
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:06,160
supreme court ruled

470
00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:07,760
if you drank a can of red bull within

471
00:18:13,590 --> 00:18:10,640
the past uh 12 years you may be able to

472
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:13,600
claim 10 after a lawsuit over the energy

473
00:18:18,549 --> 00:18:16,640
drinks claim to give you

474
00:18:19,669 --> 00:18:18,559
wings

475
00:18:21,190 --> 00:18:19,679
well played

476
00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:21,200
was that ever a claim i mean it was a

477
00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:22,880
slogan it was in the commercial that

478
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:25,360
that little animation and they said red

479
00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:27,200
bull gives you wings the cartoon guy

480
00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:29,120
said i can fly away if i drink this yeah

481
00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:29,840
well

482
00:18:35,669 --> 00:18:32,960
you owe me money yeah red bull gives you

483
00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:35,679
wings i'll i'll see if i can

484
00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:44,230
make that foley work there's my foil

485
00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:46,080
that rubbing shirt they're rubbing a

486
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:49,520
shirt are you drinking red bull

487
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:50,640
empty can

488
00:18:53,669 --> 00:18:51,760
yeah

489
00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:53,679
and it's just flying around

490
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and then he takes open his pants

491
00:19:00,870 --> 00:18:58,880
he gives you wings he did he opened up

492
00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:00,880
the dude opened up his pants and like

493
00:19:04,789 --> 00:19:02,880
it's insinuated that he was going to

494
00:19:07,590 --> 00:19:04,799
piss on the bird

495
00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:07,600
here i'll put this on screen

496
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:08,640
are you pouring on some red bull

497
00:19:11,669 --> 00:19:10,160
cratchit

498
00:19:18,549 --> 00:19:11,679
can you pull me can you pour me a red

499
00:19:22,789 --> 00:19:20,630
there you go ah that goes great with

500
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some nathan's hot dogs

501
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it's the only thing you can wash it down

502
00:19:29,039 --> 00:19:34,710
that sounds disgusting

503
00:19:38,549 --> 00:19:37,190
here i'll i'll put this red bull uh ad

504
00:19:40,789 --> 00:19:38,559
up on the screen it's disgusting you

505
00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:40,799
guys let me know what you see here but i

506
00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:42,960
it looks like there's an animated guy

507
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walking and there's a bird that's flying

508
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around over top of them

509
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and

510
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it craps on the guy the bird craps in

511
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the guy he takes out his handkerchief

512
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wipes it off

513
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and then he opens up his purse

514
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drinks a red bull why is he carrying a

515
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purse he

516
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flies up in the air

517
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and then he pulls down his pants to pee

518
00:20:08,870 --> 00:20:07,039
on the bird right gives you wings they

519
00:20:10,549 --> 00:20:08,880
don't show what he did though no it's

520
00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:10,559
insinuated i think the implication there

521
00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:12,320
he was going to rape that bird yeah i

522
00:20:19,669 --> 00:20:17,510
well if you drink red bull in the past

523
00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:19,679
12 years you are able to claim ten

524
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:21,280
dollars after a lawsuit challenge the

525
00:20:24,789 --> 00:20:23,760
energy energy drinks claim to give you

526
00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:24,799
wings

527
00:20:29,590 --> 00:20:27,840
the austrian

528
00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:29,600
uh

529
00:20:32,549 --> 00:20:31,120
drink giant

530
00:20:33,669 --> 00:20:32,559
they're austrian

531
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:33,679
okay

532
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:35,760
they're a drink giant

533
00:20:41,350 --> 00:20:38,880
i never knew that agreed to a 13 million

534
00:20:43,350 --> 00:20:41,360
dollar settlement with amer uh american

535
00:20:44,789 --> 00:20:43,360
consumers in a class action complaint

536
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:44,799
that alleged the

537
00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:47,760
distinctive tasting drink was no more

538
00:20:52,230 --> 00:20:50,080
effective than a cup of coffee despite

539
00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:52,240
the advertisement that promised

540
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:55,840
increased performance in concentration

541
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oh [\h__\h] if i were the five hour energy

542
00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:00,640
guys i'd be worried now yeah new [\h__\h]

543
00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:02,320
the settlement yet to be approved by the

544
00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:05,200
u.s district court of the uh southern

545
00:21:10,630 --> 00:21:08,080
district of new york offers uh

546
00:21:13,990 --> 00:21:10,640
any consumer who bought the red bull

547
00:21:16,630 --> 00:21:14,000
product between january 1st of 2002

548
00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:16,640
and october 2014

549
00:21:22,070 --> 00:21:20,400
either 10 in cash or 15 worth of red

550
00:21:23,990 --> 00:21:22,080
bull products

551
00:21:26,390 --> 00:21:24,000
take the red bull i'll take the red bull

552
00:21:31,110 --> 00:21:27,830
how are you going to prove that you

553
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:31,120
between january 1st 2002 that's 20 years

554
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:34,320
six months ago in october 3rd 2014 that

555
00:21:38,710 --> 00:21:36,640
sometime in those 12 years 12 and a half

556
00:21:41,270 --> 00:21:38,720
years you drank red bull i saved the

557
00:21:42,950 --> 00:21:41,280
receipts i claim them on my taxes

558
00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:42,960
you don't deduct all your red bulls yeah

559
00:21:47,110 --> 00:21:44,400
you jacked all my red bulls in my desk

560
00:21:49,110 --> 00:21:47,120
that box in the 10 40. yeah uh have you

561
00:21:51,350 --> 00:21:49,120
taken any red bull this year yes

562
00:21:54,870 --> 00:21:51,360
you could say

563
00:21:57,510 --> 00:21:54,880
that it is a uh business expense

564
00:21:59,909 --> 00:21:57,520
in order to to stay awake to do business

565
00:22:02,470 --> 00:21:59,919
yeah because i remember falling asleep

566
00:22:04,630 --> 00:22:02,480
looking for stock photos at one point in

567
00:22:06,230 --> 00:22:04,640
my career

568
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:06,240
and did you drink red bull to keep you

569
00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:07,919
keep yourself no i didn't have any red

570
00:22:12,470 --> 00:22:09,840
bull and i wouldn't drink any of it i

571
00:22:14,549 --> 00:22:12,480
heard it's bad for your liver

572
00:22:16,390 --> 00:22:14,559
everything's bad for your liver joe

573
00:22:19,590 --> 00:22:16,400
okay well um

574
00:22:22,149 --> 00:22:19,600
i will say that again to go back to our

575
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:22,159
agency regulators

576
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:24,320
i think it was jordan peterson who was

577
00:22:29,990 --> 00:22:27,440
banned and taken off twitter this week

578
00:22:31,909 --> 00:22:30,000
because of german reporting

579
00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:31,919
germany whose damn germans are up to it

580
00:22:38,789 --> 00:22:36,320
again huh but it's it's like this is not

581
00:22:40,070 --> 00:22:38,799
there's no you know the the free speech

582
00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:40,080
and all this other stuff it's like

583
00:22:44,549 --> 00:22:42,240
that's not even a thing it's like you're

584
00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:44,559
being regulated by another country at

585
00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:46,240
this point yes

586
00:22:51,110 --> 00:22:49,120
section 203 is like it doesn't even

587
00:22:53,909 --> 00:22:51,120
matter

588
00:22:56,470 --> 00:22:53,919
no not really it's more of a suggestion

589
00:22:59,190 --> 00:22:56,480
it's a actually it's a it's a it's the

590
00:23:01,110 --> 00:22:59,200
way to give companies an out

591
00:23:02,950 --> 00:23:01,120
that's all it's not for the

592
00:23:05,909 --> 00:23:02,960
the users of the platform it's for the

593
00:23:08,070 --> 00:23:05,919
companies to get they're given an out

594
00:23:09,909 --> 00:23:08,080
for whatever decisions they make they

595
00:23:11,909 --> 00:23:09,919
can justify it

596
00:23:13,510 --> 00:23:11,919
i like that gap on screen where it's uh

597
00:23:15,510 --> 00:23:13,520
what's that uh homeless guy's name that

598
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:15,520
chappelle plays

599
00:23:20,549 --> 00:23:17,440
what

600
00:23:21,909 --> 00:23:20,559
i don't know that's who it is

601
00:23:25,110 --> 00:23:21,919
i don't know all his characters have

602
00:23:26,070 --> 00:23:25,120
names uh i don't know

603
00:23:29,270 --> 00:23:26,080
so there

604
00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:29,280
people you can claim if you can prove it

605
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:30,720
that you purchased red bull within the

606
00:23:36,789 --> 00:23:33,840
past 12 years you can get 15 worth of

607
00:23:38,310 --> 00:23:36,799
red bull red bull yeah buy more red bull

608
00:23:39,990 --> 00:23:38,320
and i would just say if you do that that

609
00:23:42,549 --> 00:23:40,000
absolutely take the fifteen dollars uh

610
00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:42,559
that is my medical advice um take the

611
00:23:45,830 --> 00:23:43,760
fifty dollars worth of red bull product

612
00:23:48,070 --> 00:23:45,840
sorry and save those receipts for the

613
00:23:50,230 --> 00:23:48,080
inevitable lawsuit another fifteen years

614
00:23:52,549 --> 00:23:50,240
so a as it actually says right here no

615
00:23:53,830 --> 00:23:52,559
proof of purchase is required for [\h__\h]

616
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:53,840
where's the form i'm gonna fill it right

617
00:23:59,430 --> 00:23:57,279
now uh the the form can be made through

618
00:24:05,590 --> 00:23:59,440
uh this website oh so there it is web

619
00:24:09,190 --> 00:24:07,669
oh they got hammered offline

620
00:24:10,789 --> 00:24:09,200
[\h__\h]

621
00:24:13,269 --> 00:24:10,799
all right i'm gonna keep coming back to

622
00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:13,279
this i need i need my 15 worth of red

623
00:24:18,470 --> 00:24:15,760
bull i feel like i was ripped

624
00:24:20,549 --> 00:24:18,480
oh well um it's not like immediately

625
00:24:22,549 --> 00:24:20,559
clear how the total payout sum would be

626
00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:22,559
divided among the millions of annual

627
00:24:26,710 --> 00:24:24,240
consumers of the caffeinated drink the

628
00:24:29,029 --> 00:24:26,720
law firm said complaint

629
00:24:30,630 --> 00:24:29,039
complaint uh benjamin

630
00:24:34,470 --> 00:24:30,640
cather

631
00:24:38,149 --> 00:24:36,149
alleged red bull was misleading

632
00:24:40,710 --> 00:24:38,159
consumers by making claims about the

633
00:24:42,950 --> 00:24:40,720
functional beverage and its ability to

634
00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:42,960
give you wings

635
00:24:48,710 --> 00:24:44,960
okay well it sounds like this guy won he

636
00:24:50,950 --> 00:24:48,720
fought the law and uh well he won he did

637
00:24:52,310 --> 00:24:50,960
he fought a big big drink

638
00:24:54,230 --> 00:24:52,320
here's how i do it

639
00:24:55,510 --> 00:24:54,240
i would calculate the approximate number

640
00:24:56,310 --> 00:24:55,520
of people who are going to cash in on

641
00:24:58,149 --> 00:24:56,320
this

642
00:24:59,510 --> 00:24:58,159
i would determine what is 15 worth of

643
00:25:00,789 --> 00:24:59,520
red bull we know what that is it's a

644
00:25:02,789 --> 00:25:00,799
what's a can a little over a dollar so

645
00:25:04,549 --> 00:25:02,799
it's not a huge amount now dump that

646
00:25:05,990 --> 00:25:04,559
into a giant olympic swimming pool and

647
00:25:07,669 --> 00:25:06,000
allow people they can jump in and drink

648
00:25:09,110 --> 00:25:07,679
as much red bull as they want

649
00:25:10,789 --> 00:25:09,120
so i'm going to amazon right now see if

650
00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:10,799
i can buy red bull and i'm going to see

651
00:25:13,669 --> 00:25:12,480
how much it is you don't want to go to

652
00:25:15,510 --> 00:25:13,679
amazon you want to go to amazon and

653
00:25:17,510 --> 00:25:15,520
subscribe to it have a monthly delivery

654
00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:17,520
of red bull no i wanted to buy from

655
00:25:22,149 --> 00:25:19,760
amazon to see how much counterfeit

656
00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:22,159
chinese red bull is that's spelled it

657
00:25:25,350 --> 00:25:24,159
correctly red bull what the hell is that

658
00:25:28,149 --> 00:25:25,360
red balls

659
00:25:31,190 --> 00:25:28,159
red red ball i ordered red bull but i

660
00:25:32,710 --> 00:25:31,200
got chinese red balls uh so you can

661
00:25:35,110 --> 00:25:32,720
order

662
00:25:38,390 --> 00:25:35,120
holy [\h__\h]

663
00:25:40,149 --> 00:25:38,400
i can order a pack of red bull

664
00:25:41,269 --> 00:25:40,159
i can get a monthly subscription if i so

665
00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:41,279
choose

666
00:25:46,549 --> 00:25:43,919
um let's see here i can get a 24 pack

667
00:25:49,430 --> 00:25:46,559
for 60 dollars

668
00:25:50,789 --> 00:25:49,440
is that good i i don't know

669
00:25:53,990 --> 00:25:50,799
i don't know what the rifle drinker

670
00:25:55,750 --> 00:25:54,000
here's a here's a wait here's a 64-pack

671
00:25:58,630 --> 00:25:55,760
oh i'm sorry i misread that never mind

672
00:26:00,310 --> 00:25:58,640
okay they're doing stupid subscriptions

673
00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:00,320
yeah how much is how much is just a can

674
00:26:04,470 --> 00:26:02,320
looks like it's about a buck 25.

675
00:26:08,470 --> 00:26:04,480
225.

676
00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:08,480
of course if 60 divided by 24.

677
00:26:13,269 --> 00:26:11,440
wait are you getting 24 or 60 of them

678
00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:13,279
um well you get

679
00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:16,960
your 24 cans right 20 or you get 24 24

680
00:26:22,070 --> 00:26:20,240
cans for 60 dollars there's 24 cans oh

681
00:26:22,870 --> 00:26:22,080
they're different size cans yeah these

682
00:26:29,669 --> 00:26:22,880
are

683
00:26:32,390 --> 00:26:29,679
yeah 12 ounce yeah that's that's your

684
00:26:34,789 --> 00:26:32,400
big boy so according to a court here's a

685
00:26:36,950 --> 00:26:34,799
16 ounce oh they got to have a tall boy

686
00:26:39,190 --> 00:26:36,960
in here how much do they have a tall boy

687
00:26:40,149 --> 00:26:39,200
so the eight ounce can you get a four

688
00:26:43,029 --> 00:26:40,159
pack

689
00:26:46,789 --> 00:26:43,039
if you so choose for a one time deal of

690
00:26:49,110 --> 00:26:46,799
six dollars so just a little about 125

691
00:26:51,269 --> 00:26:49,120
for an eight ounce can so

692
00:26:54,230 --> 00:26:51,279
i want a 24 ounce tall boy of red bulls

693
00:26:56,149 --> 00:26:54,240
how much is the caffeine version

694
00:26:58,789 --> 00:26:56,159
there's a 20 ounce

695
00:27:00,950 --> 00:26:58,799
i'm not finding 24 ounces though

696
00:27:02,549 --> 00:27:00,960
i want a tall boy

697
00:27:04,830 --> 00:27:02,559
all right joe you drink monster you like

698
00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:04,840
that monster

699
00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:07,679
drink joe doesn't like monster

700
00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:09,679
he's too hardcore for him

701
00:27:13,909 --> 00:27:11,840
he's too right i stepped away

702
00:27:16,070 --> 00:27:13,919
he left he got bored with the show

703
00:27:19,350 --> 00:27:16,080
no no i listened to it i put the

704
00:27:21,830 --> 00:27:19,360
speakers on and then i uh switch it to

705
00:27:23,269 --> 00:27:21,840
the audio is going to be from the system

706
00:27:24,950 --> 00:27:23,279
yeah we're watching you leave and then

707
00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:24,960
we ask joe questions that's fine i

708
00:27:30,549 --> 00:27:27,760
listen i listen but no i think monster

709
00:27:32,549 --> 00:27:30,559
drinks are for [\h__\h] type a [\h__\h]

710
00:27:33,909 --> 00:27:32,559
and so i i'm gonna offend people with

711
00:27:35,510 --> 00:27:33,919
that

712
00:27:38,549 --> 00:27:35,520
honestly it's like what it says on the

713
00:27:41,430 --> 00:27:38,559
can it's like wake up and drink coffee

714
00:27:43,590 --> 00:27:41,440
like a normal person yes christ if

715
00:27:45,909 --> 00:27:43,600
you're gonna [\h__\h] drink rock star and

716
00:27:48,070 --> 00:27:45,919
all this other [\h__\h] like i used to

717
00:27:49,990 --> 00:27:48,080
do it but i've gotten to this point

718
00:27:51,990 --> 00:27:50,000
where it's like you're

719
00:27:54,789 --> 00:27:52,000
it's kind of douchey

720
00:27:56,310 --> 00:27:54,799
it is i mean i i can't believe monster

721
00:27:58,470 --> 00:27:56,320
is still around

722
00:28:00,549 --> 00:27:58,480
i mean there is a conspiracy around

723
00:28:02,549 --> 00:28:00,559
monster and its logo you know that one

724
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:02,559
joe the conspiracy the monster logo

725
00:28:07,190 --> 00:28:03,760
conspiracy

726
00:28:09,430 --> 00:28:07,200
oh wait the m thing yeah where it i

727
00:28:10,870 --> 00:28:09,440
think it has to do with some sort of

728
00:28:12,070 --> 00:28:10,880
like weird

729
00:28:14,310 --> 00:28:12,080
uh

730
00:28:18,070 --> 00:28:14,320
zion

731
00:28:19,350 --> 00:28:18,080
like 666 like monster like a monster

732
00:28:22,870 --> 00:28:19,360
energy drink

733
00:28:25,590 --> 00:28:22,880
a logo is a symbol of 666 so you're

734
00:28:27,590 --> 00:28:25,600
drinking the blood

735
00:28:29,510 --> 00:28:27,600
of the devil i got an image up that kind

736
00:28:31,029 --> 00:28:29,520
of explains it yes

737
00:28:33,110 --> 00:28:31,039
if you're drinking bread

738
00:28:35,350 --> 00:28:33,120
so like i was a kid

739
00:28:38,389 --> 00:28:35,360
i used to drink like southern comfort

740
00:28:40,870 --> 00:28:38,399
like how [\h__\h] hillbilly [\h__\h] is that

741
00:28:42,870 --> 00:28:40,880
you don't have a fireball anymore

742
00:28:44,950 --> 00:28:42,880
no none of this [\h__\h] like

743
00:28:48,630 --> 00:28:44,960
what do you see on the side of the road

744
00:28:51,190 --> 00:28:48,640
you don't see craft beers you see

745
00:28:54,789 --> 00:28:51,200
[\h__\h] like red lights

746
00:28:57,990 --> 00:28:54,799
light and yeah it's like old wiser cans

747
00:28:59,909 --> 00:28:58,000
budweiser like nobody's like the people

748
00:29:02,389 --> 00:28:59,919
who are drinking

749
00:29:04,149 --> 00:29:02,399
[\h__\h] beer are the ones who are littering

750
00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:04,159
because they're [\h__\h] tasteless

751
00:29:08,470 --> 00:29:06,880
retarts it's the people who are drinking

752
00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:08,480
craft beer it's like they're not gonna

753
00:29:13,190 --> 00:29:10,159
throw that they're crafting

754
00:29:16,230 --> 00:29:13,200
bottles yeah they're at home waxing

755
00:29:18,389 --> 00:29:16,240
their mustaches that's true yeah they're

756
00:29:19,510 --> 00:29:18,399
trimming their you know

757
00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:19,520
fancy

758
00:29:25,190 --> 00:29:22,480
facial hair so the the monster energy

759
00:29:27,510 --> 00:29:25,200
drink conspiracy uh while there are wine

760
00:29:29,430 --> 00:29:27,520
moms you know

761
00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:29,440
wine moms

762
00:29:34,549 --> 00:29:30,960
while the wine

763
00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:34,559
children

764
00:29:38,470 --> 00:29:37,120
well what are the housekeepers for joe

765
00:29:41,110 --> 00:29:38,480
i have an au pair

766
00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:41,120
yeah we need immigration we need illegal

767
00:29:45,669 --> 00:29:43,360
immigration because the wine moms don't

768
00:29:47,590 --> 00:29:45,679
want to take care of their kids

769
00:29:50,870 --> 00:29:47,600
because dad's drinking craft beer and

770
00:29:55,430 --> 00:29:52,870
well it's a good drink

771
00:29:57,750 --> 00:29:55,440
with this high top fade so uh the

772
00:29:59,909 --> 00:29:57,760
monster energy drink conspiracy so uh

773
00:30:01,669 --> 00:29:59,919
the the the logo which looks like

774
00:30:03,590 --> 00:30:01,679
monster claw marks where each one of

775
00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:03,600
those they come in three each one of

776
00:30:08,149 --> 00:30:04,480
those

777
00:30:11,830 --> 00:30:08,159
is representative of the hebrew numeral

778
00:30:15,510 --> 00:30:11,840
for the number six so each one of those

779
00:30:17,029 --> 00:30:15,520
is six so it's six six six the monster

780
00:30:21,590 --> 00:30:17,039
energy drink

781
00:30:25,750 --> 00:30:24,230
so there you go people yeah

782
00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:25,760
so stick with red bull you get ten

783
00:30:29,269 --> 00:30:27,919
dollars apparently fifteen dollars in

784
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:29,279
red bull products

785
00:30:35,110 --> 00:30:33,760
i once had someone described to me that

786
00:30:37,029 --> 00:30:35,120
their method for for red bull because

787
00:30:38,310 --> 00:30:37,039
they to joe's point there they used red

788
00:30:40,389 --> 00:30:38,320
bull as their

789
00:30:41,909 --> 00:30:40,399
uh caffeine intake

790
00:30:43,669 --> 00:30:41,919
their preferred method to consume it was

791
00:30:45,110 --> 00:30:43,679
to get a sheet of glass

792
00:30:47,510 --> 00:30:45,120
pour the can of red wool out on the

793
00:30:49,029 --> 00:30:47,520
glass and let it dry in the sun then

794
00:30:51,669 --> 00:30:49,039
chop it up with a razor blade push it

795
00:30:53,430 --> 00:30:51,679
all together in a line and snort it

796
00:30:55,590 --> 00:30:53,440
you gotta be joking

797
00:30:57,029 --> 00:30:55,600
this can't be real right well this the

798
00:30:58,549 --> 00:30:57,039
the way it was explained to me is

799
00:31:00,870 --> 00:30:58,559
exactly what the guy said now knowing

800
00:31:02,230 --> 00:31:00,880
the guy it was obviously a joke but it's

801
00:31:04,710 --> 00:31:02,240
i thought it's pretty funny

802
00:31:06,710 --> 00:31:04,720
it's like he's snorting cocaine but at

803
00:31:09,430 --> 00:31:06,720
the same time you we used to read

804
00:31:11,350 --> 00:31:09,440
stories of people uh butt bonging

805
00:31:13,269 --> 00:31:11,360
alcohol like in order

806
00:31:15,190 --> 00:31:13,279
yeah butt chugging in order to get it in

807
00:31:17,110 --> 00:31:15,200
your system faster so i wonder if people

808
00:31:18,630 --> 00:31:17,120
did something similar with red bull so

809
00:31:20,549 --> 00:31:18,640
that caffeine

810
00:31:23,430 --> 00:31:20,559
goes straight to your bloodstream and so

811
00:31:24,950 --> 00:31:23,440
you get jazz so

812
00:31:28,630 --> 00:31:24,960
red bull gives you

813
00:31:30,630 --> 00:31:28,640
what you got well there's something like

814
00:31:32,950 --> 00:31:30,640
that but then i think what you need to

815
00:31:34,389 --> 00:31:32,960
do is and this is what i've heard along

816
00:31:36,950 --> 00:31:34,399
the lines of what you're talking about

817
00:31:40,230 --> 00:31:36,960
like is you gotta take tampons and soak

818
00:31:42,470 --> 00:31:40,240
them in monster and red bull and vodka

819
00:31:44,630 --> 00:31:42,480
and shove that [\h__\h] right up your ass

820
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:44,640
yep okay so that was last month it was

821
00:31:47,669 --> 00:31:46,080
pride month it's no longer pride month

822
00:31:48,789 --> 00:31:47,679
it's now america month

823
00:31:50,310 --> 00:31:48,799
bell

824
00:31:51,669 --> 00:31:50,320
red white and blue tampons yeah there

825
00:31:54,710 --> 00:31:51,679
you go celebrating america with some

826
00:31:56,870 --> 00:31:54,720
right up the ripple yahoo

827
00:31:58,470 --> 00:31:56,880
austrian drink right up your yahoo

828
00:31:59,669 --> 00:31:58,480
yep

829
00:32:00,950 --> 00:31:59,679
all right guys what do you say we get

830
00:32:02,710 --> 00:32:00,960
out of here we've done enough damage

831
00:32:05,350 --> 00:32:02,720
nope nope got one more you have to get

832
00:32:06,630 --> 00:32:05,360
to okay i promised it i teased it

833
00:32:08,549 --> 00:32:06,640
it's arby's

834
00:32:10,230 --> 00:32:08,559
okay well yeah we do

835
00:32:12,549 --> 00:32:10,240
this is the worst thing i've ever heard

836
00:32:15,750 --> 00:32:12,559
of we do stay up at arby's news we are

837
00:32:17,590 --> 00:32:15,760
on top of everything arby's is doing and

838
00:32:19,830 --> 00:32:17,600
they are the pilot

839
00:32:20,950 --> 00:32:19,840
restaurant all right so if you want to

840
00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:20,960
travel

841
00:32:24,389 --> 00:32:22,080
and

842
00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:24,399
work with you know these truck stop

843
00:32:28,950 --> 00:32:26,320
trailer hoes

844
00:32:30,389 --> 00:32:28,960
arby's is your [\h__\h]

845
00:32:31,590 --> 00:32:30,399
like i thought you were at restaurants

846
00:32:33,590 --> 00:32:31,600
for pilots i was trying to figure where

847
00:32:35,430 --> 00:32:33,600
you're going with that well the pilot

848
00:32:37,110 --> 00:32:35,440
gas stops and the truck stops and all

849
00:32:39,830 --> 00:32:37,120
that you know if you want these lot

850
00:32:41,509 --> 00:32:39,840
lizards if you want to bang any of these

851
00:32:43,509 --> 00:32:41,519
you got to be like onion chocolate i

852
00:32:45,990 --> 00:32:43,519
don't go to truck stops i drink craft

853
00:32:48,630 --> 00:32:46,000
beer i'm not not one of those those

854
00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:48,640
michelob people golly yeah well the

855
00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:51,279
michelob people need the trailer

856
00:32:54,470 --> 00:32:52,480
hose

857
00:32:56,630 --> 00:32:54,480
right

858
00:33:01,750 --> 00:32:56,640
and you you you go in and like do you

859
00:33:05,269 --> 00:33:03,669
well we gotta get this rv story because

860
00:33:08,230 --> 00:33:05,279
it's absolutely critical

861
00:33:15,029 --> 00:33:11,430
arby's unveils new meat sweat defense

862
00:33:18,549 --> 00:33:15,039
kit in partnership with old spice

863
00:33:24,549 --> 00:33:18,559
man i got mixed emotions about this one

864
00:33:24,559 --> 00:33:27,509
moly

865
00:33:31,669 --> 00:33:29,350
arby's and old spies have teamed up to

866
00:33:34,549 --> 00:33:31,679
help fans beat the meat sweats with the

867
00:33:35,350 --> 00:33:34,559
release of the new meat sweat defense

868
00:33:37,430 --> 00:33:35,360
kit

869
00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:37,440
that's some good news on that front hey

870
00:33:42,230 --> 00:33:39,760
kids beat your meat sweats

871
00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:42,240
each meat sweat defense kit includes two

872
00:33:46,389 --> 00:33:44,240
dry sprays in popular scents that

873
00:33:48,710 --> 00:33:46,399
produce that protects against the meat

874
00:33:52,630 --> 00:33:48,720
sweating potential of a half pound roast

875
00:33:55,590 --> 00:33:52,640
beef sandwich a day no no no band name

876
00:33:56,710 --> 00:33:55,600
meat sweating potential i i was actually

877
00:34:02,149 --> 00:33:56,720
uh

878
00:34:03,909 --> 00:34:02,159
band called meat storm

879
00:34:06,070 --> 00:34:03,919
and uh

880
00:34:07,509 --> 00:34:06,080
it is kind of like that where you eat

881
00:34:09,270 --> 00:34:07,519
too many

882
00:34:11,829 --> 00:34:09,280
meats and you you get sweats because

883
00:34:13,589 --> 00:34:11,839
meat storm is just added more metallic

884
00:34:14,950 --> 00:34:13,599
edge to it you know but meat sweats are

885
00:34:20,869 --> 00:34:14,960
good

886
00:34:21,990 --> 00:34:20,879
um but additionally alongside the dry

887
00:34:24,550 --> 00:34:22,000
spray

888
00:34:27,990 --> 00:34:24,560
will be a one-of-a-kind roast beef

889
00:34:29,270 --> 00:34:28,000
pattern meat sweat sweatshirt and sweat

890
00:34:31,109 --> 00:34:29,280
paint

891
00:34:34,629 --> 00:34:31,119
with a co-branded towel and headband it

892
00:34:35,909 --> 00:34:34,639
also comes with a 15 rvs gift card

893
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:35,919
can i exchange that for fifteen dollars

894
00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:37,919
for the red bull nope well you could on

895
00:34:41,589 --> 00:34:39,760
the black mark you can

896
00:34:43,349 --> 00:34:41,599
and i want that arby's the fifty dollars

897
00:34:46,869 --> 00:34:43,359
worth of arby's i want that in roast

898
00:34:48,710 --> 00:34:46,879
beef by weight not by not by menu item

899
00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:48,720
yeah and when you go to the restaurant

900
00:34:51,990 --> 00:34:50,399
you tip people you pull out your wallet

901
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:52,000
and it's like here's a bunch of roast

902
00:34:53,669 --> 00:34:52,350
beef

903
00:34:56,310 --> 00:34:53,679
[Laughter]

904
00:34:58,790 --> 00:34:56,320
that's just as good as cash

905
00:35:01,030 --> 00:34:58,800
probably not far off at this this point

906
00:35:04,630 --> 00:35:01,040
it'd be great if you dip people in

907
00:35:06,870 --> 00:35:04,640
finely sliced arby's roast beef

908
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:06,880
you go to uh your favorite olive garden

909
00:35:16,310 --> 00:35:13,430
you go to the oligarchy and you get your

910
00:35:18,310 --> 00:35:16,320
free bread sticks and your salad and and

911
00:35:20,950 --> 00:35:18,320
you don't even order anything and you

912
00:35:22,710 --> 00:35:20,960
just tip them with deli meat pull that

913
00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:22,720
right out of your pocket here's some

914
00:35:25,990 --> 00:35:24,480
pocky meat for you don't spend that all

915
00:35:28,390 --> 00:35:26,000
in one place

916
00:35:30,790 --> 00:35:28,400
pocket meat uh well fans can get their

917
00:35:34,230 --> 00:35:30,800
hands on the limited edition meat sweat

918
00:35:37,190 --> 00:35:34,240
defense kit now at this special arby's

919
00:35:40,310 --> 00:35:37,200
shop so armyshop.com

920
00:35:41,910 --> 00:35:40,320
for 60 while supplies last what is all

921
00:35:43,109 --> 00:35:41,920
this stuff by the way there's a

922
00:35:45,109 --> 00:35:43,119
commercial if you want to run that too

923
00:35:46,630 --> 00:35:45,119
okay yeah this is what i want this is

924
00:35:48,790 --> 00:35:46,640
what i need okay we'll run this

925
00:35:49,990 --> 00:35:48,800
commercial i like arby's and

926
00:35:53,270 --> 00:35:50,000
it's sold out

927
00:35:55,910 --> 00:35:54,470
god damn it

928
00:35:56,829 --> 00:35:55,920
we're always a day late and a dollar

929
00:36:03,270 --> 00:35:56,839
short

930
00:36:04,630 --> 00:36:03,280
uh well maybe you can find on the block

931
00:36:05,910 --> 00:36:04,640
yeah what's actually a good point they i

932
00:36:08,069 --> 00:36:05,920
was gonna say they do still have beefy

933
00:36:09,990 --> 00:36:08,079
aloha flip-flops

934
00:36:14,069 --> 00:36:10,000
gotta go to ebay or craigslist we're

935
00:36:15,349 --> 00:36:14,079
gonna go to ebay i'm to look up barbies

936
00:36:16,390 --> 00:36:15,359
sweat while you look that up on place

937
00:36:20,310 --> 00:36:16,400
commercial

938
00:36:22,950 --> 00:36:20,320
arby's half pound roast beef piled high

939
00:36:24,630 --> 00:36:22,960
with meats works who said that

940
00:36:26,550 --> 00:36:24,640
all spice meets

941
00:36:30,069 --> 00:36:26,560
defends against the meat sweats it's

942
00:36:30,079 --> 00:36:35,589
get out of this

943
00:36:45,109 --> 00:36:38,550
i'm on a horsey sauce

944
00:36:50,150 --> 00:36:47,510
look at this [\h__\h]

945
00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:50,160
i gotta say you know old spice has some

946
00:36:54,150 --> 00:36:51,760
really good

947
00:36:56,310 --> 00:36:54,160
advertisement branding marketing they

948
00:36:57,430 --> 00:36:56,320
have a strong team didn't they hire tim

949
00:36:59,270 --> 00:36:57,440
and eric at one point to do these

950
00:37:01,990 --> 00:36:59,280
commercials yes

951
00:37:03,910 --> 00:37:02,000
i mean joe knows all about this like old

952
00:37:06,150 --> 00:37:03,920
spice made a hell of a turnaround within

953
00:37:08,230 --> 00:37:06,160
the past 20 years with branding it was

954
00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:08,240
considered like an old fogey kind it was

955
00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:09,760
an old man's cologne for like you know

956
00:37:13,430 --> 00:37:11,440
there's a man riding a horse out in

957
00:37:15,270 --> 00:37:13,440
texas again he's put on his old spots

958
00:37:17,030 --> 00:37:15,280
when he gets home get the manure off his

959
00:37:18,550 --> 00:37:17,040
face

960
00:37:20,230 --> 00:37:18,560
or whatever they do in texas i don't

961
00:37:22,470 --> 00:37:20,240
know but

962
00:37:25,430 --> 00:37:22,480
they eat manure i mean it's really

963
00:37:27,589 --> 00:37:25,440
difficult it's i i feel like most people

964
00:37:29,670 --> 00:37:27,599
walk around with manure on their face

965
00:37:31,510 --> 00:37:29,680
every day

966
00:37:32,790 --> 00:37:31,520
what the hell you got to stay on top of

967
00:37:34,550 --> 00:37:32,800
it that's why i was wearing that face

968
00:37:37,270 --> 00:37:34,560
sheet at the beginning of the show

969
00:37:40,630 --> 00:37:38,550
by the way mike so i dropped into carrot

970
00:37:42,390 --> 00:37:40,640
shop here is what the meat sweat defense

971
00:37:44,230 --> 00:37:42,400
kits are going for on ebay okay let's

972
00:37:49,109 --> 00:37:44,240
check it out

973
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:49,119
holy [\h__\h] uh top one is 240

974
00:37:52,550 --> 00:37:50,330
dollars

975
00:37:54,630 --> 00:37:52,560
[Applause]

976
00:37:56,069 --> 00:37:54,640
i don't got that kind of money

977
00:37:57,190 --> 00:37:56,079
for meat sweats and it doesn't even come

978
00:38:00,069 --> 00:37:57,200
with meat

979
00:38:02,069 --> 00:38:00,079
i need money i need an aluminum free

980
00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:02,079
meat sweat deodorant

981
00:38:05,670 --> 00:38:03,760
you could get one for about a hundred

982
00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:05,680
and eighty dollars and the shipping is

983
00:38:11,270 --> 00:38:07,760
right around fifteen dollars on all of

984
00:38:12,950 --> 00:38:11,280
these uh there is an xxl size so those

985
00:38:14,230 --> 00:38:12,960
arby's meat sweats defense

986
00:38:15,109 --> 00:38:14,240
wait what's what does this come with a

987
00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:15,119
shirt is that what it is what's the

988
00:38:20,950 --> 00:38:17,680
difference with a shirt towel

989
00:38:22,470 --> 00:38:20,960
a shirt towel a shirt towel

990
00:38:23,349 --> 00:38:22,480
some sort of shirt towel what the hell's

991
00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:23,359
going on here well they're all being

992
00:38:28,610 --> 00:38:25,680
resold

993
00:38:29,829 --> 00:38:28,620
i i kind of wanna i missed out on the uh

994
00:38:31,270 --> 00:38:29,839
[Music]

995
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:31,280
what did i want i want the oreos and

996
00:38:34,230 --> 00:38:32,320
wrists

997
00:38:35,910 --> 00:38:34,240
shitty oreos rich cracker thing you

998
00:38:37,510 --> 00:38:35,920
missed out on this uh

999
00:38:40,310 --> 00:38:37,520
we did have the option to buy a haunted

1000
00:38:43,589 --> 00:38:40,320
painting but we did i i

1001
00:38:45,349 --> 00:38:43,599
purposely for went that or

1002
00:38:47,349 --> 00:38:45,359
because i didn't want to be cursed

1003
00:38:50,150 --> 00:38:47,359
dude i you know what when i die i want

1004
00:38:51,349 --> 00:38:50,160
to haunt a dildo so that i get like

1005
00:38:53,430 --> 00:38:51,359
ghost ass

1006
00:38:54,470 --> 00:38:53,440
and then you produce a lot of moaning

1007
00:38:57,510 --> 00:38:54,480
too

1008
00:38:59,750 --> 00:38:57,520
i think so yeah i don't have to do the

1009
00:39:01,910 --> 00:38:59,760
booing like you're going to be like oh

1010
00:39:04,069 --> 00:39:01,920
and i'll be like the ghost dildo yeah

1011
00:39:06,790 --> 00:39:04,079
what the [\h__\h]

1012
00:39:09,589 --> 00:39:06,800
i agree alex that's a strange thing to

1013
00:39:11,589 --> 00:39:09,599
to wish until uh so yeah you can get it

1014
00:39:12,390 --> 00:39:11,599
for

1015
00:39:14,470 --> 00:39:12,400
about

1016
00:39:16,710 --> 00:39:14,480
right around 200 bucks all said and done

1017
00:39:19,270 --> 00:39:16,720
is this great this makes a great

1018
00:39:20,550 --> 00:39:19,280
christmas present for your grandfather

1019
00:39:23,990 --> 00:39:20,560
or dad

1020
00:39:25,589 --> 00:39:24,000
who probably likes old spice and arby's

1021
00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:25,599
win win

1022
00:39:31,589 --> 00:39:28,960
now it i don't know like if the package

1023
00:39:33,670 --> 00:39:31,599
comes pre-packaged with like not just

1024
00:39:35,349 --> 00:39:33,680
the old spice but a roast beef sandwich

1025
00:39:37,270 --> 00:39:35,359
so if they ship this tea in the mail

1026
00:39:38,790 --> 00:39:37,280
that might be rotted by the time it gets

1027
00:39:41,030 --> 00:39:38,800
to you i think honestly i think that's

1028
00:39:42,790 --> 00:39:41,040
the uh the purpose of the 15 arby's gift

1029
00:39:44,790 --> 00:39:42,800
card because they couldn't put food in

1030
00:39:46,870 --> 00:39:44,800
there but it's not i would say they

1031
00:39:49,190 --> 00:39:46,880
couldn't put a bunch of um

1032
00:39:50,950 --> 00:39:49,200
of sealed and dried roast beef yeah and

1033
00:39:52,950 --> 00:39:50,960
a bunch of horsey sauce in there you

1034
00:39:55,109 --> 00:39:52,960
said you said you couldn't put food in

1035
00:39:56,550 --> 00:39:55,119
their butt

1036
00:39:58,710 --> 00:39:56,560
did i well there you go clip you didn't

1037
00:40:02,710 --> 00:39:58,720
say he did say that you couldn't put

1038
00:40:08,230 --> 00:40:04,630
all right then there you are

1039
00:40:13,829 --> 00:40:10,710
uh i will be using mid journey uh

1040
00:40:15,430 --> 00:40:13,839
henceforth to produce artwork uh for the

1041
00:40:17,109 --> 00:40:15,440
show yeah send me an invite so i can

1042
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:17,119
drop the stuff down the uh on the live

1043
00:40:22,390 --> 00:40:19,760
stream and i will uh i only have one

1044
00:40:25,109 --> 00:40:22,400
invite and i gave it to me i sent it to

1045
00:40:26,390 --> 00:40:25,119
somebody in the disk then get it back i

1046
00:40:28,710 --> 00:40:26,400
don't think i can get it back you find

1047
00:40:31,910 --> 00:40:28,720
out who it is you take it back it's a

1048
00:40:33,430 --> 00:40:31,920
hell blazer i think or hell's that

1049
00:40:36,150 --> 00:40:33,440
you have to really give it anybody who

1050
00:40:38,069 --> 00:40:36,160
has access uh dm me on twitch or twitch

1051
00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:38,079
on discord seminar i'll see if i have

1052
00:40:41,349 --> 00:40:39,359
another input if i have another invite

1053
00:40:43,670 --> 00:40:41,359
i'll give i'll give you one but um so

1054
00:40:45,430 --> 00:40:43,680
i'll produce an artwork with android

1055
00:40:48,390 --> 00:40:45,440
michael jackson

1056
00:40:50,470 --> 00:40:48,400
uh with old spice and arby's in a

1057
00:40:52,470 --> 00:40:50,480
post-apocalyptic wasteland

1058
00:40:54,309 --> 00:40:52,480
and that will be the uh the artwork that

1059
00:40:56,470 --> 00:40:54,319
i'll put forth but robot michael jackson

1060
00:40:57,910 --> 00:40:56,480
having meat sweats

1061
00:40:59,990 --> 00:40:57,920
something i will see how the computer

1062
00:41:02,550 --> 00:41:00,000
interprets that so yeah they put some

1063
00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:02,560
like deli meat hanging out of his mouth

1064
00:41:06,309 --> 00:41:03,680
okay

1065
00:41:07,430 --> 00:41:06,319
i'll see what i can do all right guys we

1066
00:41:08,950 --> 00:41:07,440
gotta get out of here we covered the

1067
00:41:12,390 --> 00:41:08,960
biggest news that we possibly could